Alligator Wrestling, Florida-Style

Who: Florida resident Adrian Apgar

What: Four deputies saved Adrian from a 12-foot alligator after receiving reports that a naked man was being mauled at 4am. Authorities were unclear as to why Mr. Apgar was naked, wrestling with an alligator at four in the morning, speculated that it might be related to his crack cocaine habit.

When: Today.

What We Don't Know: The initial reactions of the police at the scene. I think it was either:
1. "Oh my God!"
2. "Oh, shit."
3. "Nuts! My shift was up in 30 minutes."

Favorite Quote: "He admitted that he'd been smoking crack cocaine. But still, it's a human life. Our deputies don't ask questions, they respond and they save people."