Letters from Camp

Hello Pam!

It feels really strange to be writing to you this way, but I don't have email way out here, and cell phones aren't allowed, for obvious reasons. I hope you're doing well and, so I don't forget, please give my love to the family.

I'm really starting to settle in here, and it's great to get away from the stress and tension of the office. You know, I've been working way to hard over the last few years, and I'm really looking at this as more of a sabbatical. You know: a way to catch up on sleep and gain a new perspective on life.

I've been fortunate that my bunkmate has taken me under his wing. Ted's a great guy, and a 'big man' on the block. He's shown me around the exercise field and given me a few tips on 'lunchroom etiquette'. Needles to say I certainly won't jump in line!

I'm even getting used to the (quite strict) dress code around here. I'm 'lobbying' for a better job around here, but I'm not sure how that'll pan out.

Well, I've got to be running along now. It's lights out time, and Ted gets grumpy if I break curfew. I'll see you soon-

Jack Abramoff
Prisoner #007-5189k
Cumberland Prison, Maryland