Louis Antoine Saint-Just Elected to US House

Baton Rouge, LA: In a press conference delivered today, Democratic Congressman-elect Louis Antoine Saint-Just promised to 'take back Washington' for his constituents.

"It is time that we labored for the happiness of the people. Legislators who are to bring light and order into the world must pursue their course with inexorable tread, fearless and unswerving as the sun." Saint-Just has attracted considerable national scrutiny by openly calling for political purges of Republican appointees and elected representatives.

In a recent speech, the new congressman stated that "Liberty is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses. To Republicans I say this: change is coming. The Terror is coming."