Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Missing: 1 Bigfoot, Medium Build


Who: Steve Krieger, county highway deer-removal specialist

What: A large, black furry figure reached into the back of Steve's pickup and grabbed two deer carcasses before bounding off into the night.

When: Last Sunday.

Where: Near Holy Hill in Washington County, WI

What we don't know: Was Steve drinking grain alcohol or paint thinner? And where is the grainy, low-resolution video?

Favorite quote: "The only thing that matches that description is a bear or a gorilla, and we don't have a lot of gorillas around here".

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