How To Spot A Terrorist

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  Can you answer yes to the following questions?
  

  Can you pick out a terrorist in a crowded McDonalds™?
  Do you want to know how to identify terrorists in your neighborhood?
  Do you want to know the skills that have made some American citizens the #2 terrorist spotters* in the world?

  If not, you may need the Terrorist Identification Kit!
  
  Includes:
  Amazingly Accurate Skin Color Identification Chart™ ,
  Proprietary double verification technology using Terror-Vision™ Glasses
  Mild sedation products like Faizul's Good Night™ Hummus.
  
  Never leave home without it!