From the Pastor's Pen

by Reverend Sampson Hellfire

As I sit here reading of the trials and tribulations of Reverend Ted Haggard, many things become clear to me. Homosexuality is evil and destructive. It is perverse, immoral and twisted. Above all, homosexuality is a choice!

Brother Ted was known for his sermons against homosexuality. Truly, they were inspired by God; it was as if he spoke to convince everyone, even himself, of the evils of that sick way of life. He had everything: life, family and faith. Truly, the Devil is cunning to seduce such a man and make him select evil.

Brother Ted long opposed the sins of the Sodomites and the Pink Fluffy Ones. Why else would Haggard stake out gay bars early in his ministry and invite gay men to his congregation?

Let this be a lesson to guard carefully the roots of our hearts, lest filth and iniquity find a ready home there.

For does not the bible say: 'From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.'
2 Kings 2:23-24

Praise be to God.