You Just Gotta Stand by Your Man

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times and he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand

But if you love him please forgive him
Even though he shot someone in the face
And if you love him, whoa be proud of him
'Cause that male prostitute is a disgrace

Stand by your man
Give him arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When the pages don't return his calls

Stand by your man
Despite the slaughter in Iraq
Even though he no longer runs the Pentagon
Stand by your man

And if you love him, whoa be proud of him
'Cause he has to run in Texas

Stand by your man
Give him another phone line to tap
And something warm to come to
After he's busted for bribery

Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man

(apologies to Patsy Cline)