Christmas Is the Merriest Time of Year

I went to Wal-Mart last night to pick up vodka, but even if I hadn't gone there for alcohol, I'd have bought it by the time I left.

I could describe the condition of store and shoppers, but you can fill in the blanks. Suffice it to say that I got a really dirty look from the cashier when I wished her a "Merry Christmas".