Questions I Can't Answer

1. Why is it that extreme right- and left-wingers are equally offensive, but in such dramatically different ways?
2. Why is it that Americans are so worried about losing heavy manufacturing (automotive, industrial, chemical) overseas, but nobody wants it in their backyard?
3. Why is it you rarely hear about moderate or liberal Christians in the media? Don't Unitarians make good copy?
4. Will the global warming debate be decided before or after Miami is underwater?
   
5. When is the phrase 'venal politician' going to be officially declared a redundancy?
6. What, exactly, is the practical difference between a freedom fighter and a terrorist? And while we're on the subject, what's the difference between a looter and a finder?
7. When Bush prays for 'peace on earth, good will toward men', does he include a mental asterisk?