Greenland Forms CFC Advocacy Board

Nuuk, Greenland - The Greenland territorial government has announced the formation of a marketing and public relations council to advocate the use of 'that most all-around useful chemical, the chlorofluorocarbon'.

According to a spokesman, "We believe that the noble CFC has gotten a bad reputation. This industrial chemical has many useful properties, including semiconductor device fabrication, as refrigerants, solvents, aerosol spray propellants, and fire extinguishing agents. These many uses put CFCs in a class by themselves."

"We acknowledge the concern about CFCs contributing to global warming, but as Bush administration scientists have shown, these beliefs are as yet unproven. And should the use of these chemicals result in a little Greenland ice melting, what's the harm in that? So please - buy products with the CFCAB-certified label."