Link Farms Report a Bumper Crop in '06

Wichita, KS: Experts report that link farms have seen explosive growth in 2006. According to some, link farms, whose sole purpose is to derive referral income from internet traffic without actually providing any economic or social benefit, are the fastest growing form of agriculture in the United States.

According to Gary Roehm, manager of one of MegaGo.com's numerous global data centers, said this year will be known as one of the bumper years in link farm history.

"Yep. We got all your good links here. I got your penis enlargers, your free PS3's, your trips and travels and shopping sites. And I got variety in varieties too! Why I've links to eboy, ebayy, ebya and ebbay right here."

Gary paused, then looked out into the distance over the racks of servers, "And one of 'em is even hijacker-free!" He winked. "But ya gotta click on 'em all to find which one it is."