What can I say, I am a virtual parasite. I'm either sifting through garbage, or I'm hunting you down. Hey, I have no problem being a bloodsucker. Neither do my friends, and there's a lot of us out here; more every year. We're becoming a real problem in the Midwest. Not that I care - I'm just trying to get my hooks into you.
Who am I?
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I'm a lamprey!
I'll bet you thought I was making a lawyer, politician or journalist joke, weren't you?
I'll bet you thought I was making a lawyer, politician or journalist joke, weren't you?
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