The USB Beverage Chiller: Is USB God's Gift to Geeks?

Well, compared to the USB Pencil Sharpener, this product is actually quite useful. Granted that's only because it's a USB pencil sharpener.

Compared to that, an electronic doodad that keeps a third of a soda cool for hours is a stroke of genius. In fact, I think we're seeing the beginning of the USB age, with USB toasters, food processors and hair curlers in the offing.

Is your product too boring, too 'vanilla', too mainstream? Or it may simply be kinda dumb. Well don't fear! Just slap a USB cord on it: instant geek chic!

Yes folks, this is a useful product! Plug it into any of the USB ports on your computer and you'll be able to keep that half-empty beverage of your choice cold for hours. Perfect for you hard-core programmers out there who get lost in the intricacies of machine language. Or perhaps its perfect for you busy bloggers who are too busy scouring the web for drivel.

If you're interested in this or other USB peripherals, I've included a link below. Or you could just start throwing wads of cash out your car windows.