A Many and His Blue Rubber Friend

He grips the shaft carefully in his hand. The blue rubber is slightly yielding, yet firm beneath his fingers, and it grows to a soft pliable head. He checks to make sure it is clean and dry, ploinking it gently beneath his fingers. He slowly inserts the head into his orifice.

As it enters, all sound seems to just...fade away. He is left only with the beat of his heart and his own raspy breathing.

The man probes carefully. The fit is good. The video showed how improper use could cause rupture or dulled sensation, so this is important.

Excellent.

His earplugs are properly situated. He can enter the manufacturing department now.