Signs I Wish I Could Hang On My Office Wall

"Talking louder doesn't mean you're talking righter."

"If you don't like how I do things, please talk to my manager. He gives even less of a shit than I do."

"I wish you were five years older and had had your ass kicked by a woman a couple of times."

"Of course I make mistakes - I hired you, didn't I?"

"The door swings both ways, dunnit?"

"So what do you- No, but wh- Hey- Sh- Hey, why do- Shut up!"

"Here you're not just a name, you're a number."