Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I'll Bring the Tongs and Butter!

According to a recent news story,

Environmentalists and fishermen in northern Norway are warning of a Russian invasion of alien crustaceans which are threatening to ruin the local sea fauna.
Giant Russian crabs, eh? Whatever will we do!



I mean really. Let's pretend like we're a predatory, eternally hungry species that'll eat virtually anything on earth and we'll see what we can come up with.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heehee, yep, it's true, these creatures will have to be removed from the environment, or at least have their numbers severely checked, before they do damage. And yep, hopefully the solution will be as you suggest!