Modern Hymns

As reported here and elsewhere, the Holy Father has called for a return to more traditional hymns.

In an effort to ensure our church music is acceptable and yet accessible, I humbly submit the following list of titles for honorable consideration.

• When We All Get to Heaven, Daddy-O
• Scat of our Fathers
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, into the Barrelhouse of Life
• Christian Soldiers In the Mix

And my favorite:

• A Mighty Hepcat is our God
  

With luck, faithful artists and composers will soon lay down some righteous (and rigorously orthodox) licks.