The Shape n'Slim!

Behold: the Shape 'n Slim (c)!

Yes, with new space age carbon fiber technology you too can lose two sizes in two minutes! This revolutionary new product has been designed by those clever scientists at Kymaro to improve posture, lung function and make you look fabulous!

For an incredible low price of $39.95 - a great new sexy you! And order now to receive a free gift: Shape 'n Lift (the holistic thigh-management system)!

Note: this product is nothing like a girdle.

On the other hand... you can get the same product from Amazon for less than a quarter of the price.