The News: Rival students clash in Lebanon university; one dead.
The Leftist: Oh god, now Bush is going to send troops!
The Neocon: Oh God, now Bush has got to send troops!
The Postmodernist: But how do we know what we mean by 'dead'?
The Islamist: The House of Dar al Islam must stop killing its own.
The Stoner: Awesome - the Clash is playing at Leb U!
Pat Robertson: This was foretold in the Book of Revelation. The Rapture is coming soon!
The French: We oppose the US doing anything. Or nothing.
The Sports Fan: But how does if affect the Bears' playoff chances?
Joe Sixpack: Where is Lebanon, anyway?
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Have You Heard the News?
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