Where Have All The Real Estate Infomercials Gone?

(Thanks, Paula Cole)

Oh you get me ready in your 56 chevy
Why dont we sit down in front of the tube
And look for 'NO MONEY DOWN!'
The tv sun scorching,
Like a fresh foreclosure listing
I'll search the listings if you call the bank

Where is my john wayne
Where is my prairie son
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the real estate infomercials gone

Why dont you stay the evening
Kick back and watch Carleton Sheets
And Ill fix a little something to eat
Oh I know your back hurts from walking on new hardwood floors
How do you take your coffee my sweet
I will finance our first condo if you pay all the bills

Where is my john wayne
Where is my prairie son
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the real estate infomericals gone

I am wearing my new sweatpants today
But you dont even notice me
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes

We finally flipped the condo
When we marked it down 20%
And you took that job in tennessee...

Where is my john wayne
Where is my prairie son
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the real estate infomericals gone