- Golden Child (Unless director Michael Ritchie feels strongly about re-editing to play up Eddie's unrequited passion for J.L. Reate.)
- Scary Movie 4 (Unless director David Zucker restores all of the clever irony and highbrow wordplay removed from the original due to IQ constraints.)
- Dungeons and Dragons (Unless director Courtney Solomon is able to return Marlon Wayan's character "Snails" to prominence as the true hero of the story.)
- She's All That (Unless director Robert Iscove felt Freddie Prinze Junior's character development was butchered by movie moguls only interested in ... Shoot. I can't - not for this one; I just can't. Sorry fans: it ain't gonna happen.)
- Beerfest (In pre-production, Directory Jay Chandrasekhar called the movie "Brie-fest". Not sure what the heck happened there.)
- Triumph of the Will (Unfortunately director Leni Riefenstahl is dead, and I don't think the Fuhrer approved of rework in post production anyway.)
- Clueless (Unless director Amy Heckerling is able to ... what? There is a special director's cut for this movie? Oh good lord.)
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Least Likely Movies for a 'Director's Cut'
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