"Korn" Just A Bunch Of Old Maids

In a press conference today, lead vocalist Jonathan Davis announced that alt-metal group Korn was 'washed up'.

"Well, we had a good run, from our first release Korn to the huge Issues. We really changed the direction of heavy metal in the 90's. But lately, our main focus is to milk this thing out while we can." Mr. Davis continued, "We put out a Greatest Hits back in '04, which is usually the kiss of death when it comes to a group's creativity. But as long as we're selling out, we've released both a rarities and an unplugged album this year."

The group has no plans to release any new material in the near future, but is working on a multi-disk 'platinum' set and a various re-mastered retrospectives. Korn is also rumored to be working on a 'covers' album of other great metal artists.

According to Des Moines, Iowa fan and supermarket clerk Tim Berkowitz, "Korn? Didn't they break up back in the 90s?"