Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Carl Spackler Cackles; Several Orders of Rodentia Tremble

Behold the Rodenator.

From the manufacturer's website:

The Rodenator Pro is safe and environmentally friendly. The Rodenator Pro uses a controlled mixture of propane and oxygen that is injected into the rodents burrow. A built-in, self contained ignition system then ignites the mixture, creating an underground shockwave or concussion that instantly eliminates the rodent and collapses the tunnel system of most burrowing rodents species.



Suggested tagline: "A new weapon in the arsenals of golfcourse groundskeepers everywhere."



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