Tagged!

What do you do when you've been tagged? Well, by a happy circumstance I happen to know...

00: I happen to work for one of the largest food manufacturers in the world. I eat almost nothing that my company makes.

01: I am working on something I call UTOS - the Utility Theory of Stuff.

02: I ruled an underwater kingdom called Verlynia and was married to a selkie named Fiona.

03: I have eaten quiche.

04: I am currently reading 3 books: a history of English spelling, the story of the early Christian church and a history of the sword and sword fighting.

05: I once took a leading role in a musical only after being assured that I would not be required to sing or dance.

06: I have a very nice condo.

07: Pet peeves include people who insist on using the word 'ironic' when they clearly don't understand what it means. I'm looking at you, Morissette!