Is This What Passes for a Love Song Nowadays?

"Bedroom Talk", by The Starting Line

I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married
And you're all mine now
Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all our lives
Or maybe for just tonight

Marvin Gaye it ain't.

If NORAD Tracks Santa, Did This Website Cost 20 Billion Dollars?

From those nice folks at the DOD...err Google I think.

NORAD tracks Santa.

The Best Commercial - EVER

Ride of the Valkyries - nice.

Oh, this is extremely NSFW.  I wouldn't watch it while your wife is around, either.

Link:

I Guess You Have to Go Where The Customers Are

The following is part of an ad for a new whiskey called "The Knot".  Let's play "Which One of These Things Is Not Like The Other":

Since the Knot is imported by a New York company (straight from those kind folks in Ireland), I imagine that they're currently selling only within their own distribution network.  And Wisconsin.

I'm not sure what that says about the state of Wisconsin, but it's got to mean something.

By the way, it's a damn good whiskey, if you happen to like damn good whiskeys.

Do You Suffer From Autonomous Brain Disorder?

Do you ever...

• intend to innocently greet your child's attractive new schoolteacher and end up with a lawsuit?
  
• walk into your kitchen to do the dishes and end up making lasagna?
• find yourself buying a 'work at home' kit from a 'reputable online dealer'?
• suffer from spells, fits, tremors, lackadaisicalness or the vapors?

If so, you may have Autonomous Brain Disorder (ABD).  Your brain is making decisions while your mind wanders. You're not alone: studies sponsored by the NOW Institute for Retributive Medicine indicate that over 95% of straight men have this condition.

But there is hope.  Never fear - your days of lurking in dark corners with your hands clapped over your mouth are over!  Doctor Synthia Starke of Berkeley has developed a pioneering new treatment that offers hope for the billions afflicted with this diease.  Clinical trials are open currently!

Is It Me?

Is it me, or does any else think Richardson should have State and Hillary, Commerce?

Is That A Liver Spot?

I'm closing in on 30...
I've grown a beard...
My hairline is a little further north than I remember...
I've been having this nagging problem with my right shoulder...

Somebody, get me a goddamn wheelchair!

Isn't That An Oxymoron?

From BBC.com:

"New Stone Age Artefacts Unearthed"

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Erruh?