What Would God Make If He Were a 13 Year Old Boy?

Spore is a game being developed by the folks who brought us Sim City. In the game, you build a civilization from the bottom up - literally. From unicellular beginnings in a world sea, the gamer creates life that can eventually spread across the universe. It can even meet other intelligent life.

That's the interesting part. You really do 'design' the organisms under your command. Each copy of the game will anonymously send your creatures to a database located on the internet, which will then populate other games. Similarly, the creatures created by other gamers will eventually feed into your game.

Which, of course, brings me to my main question: if a 13 year old boy were endowed with the ability to make creatures in whatever image he desired, what form would they take? Since, to my knowledge, you can't design a 'gun creature', there is only one possibility. Namely,



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Note, this may be NSFW..



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