I think I'd hire a Private Dectective

From a Fox News story about a pair of brutal murders:

An official investigating the double murder of two young girls in Oklahoma said
Tuesday the "shooter wanted these girls dead"

Our 'official' Stan Florence works for the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation. With analytical chops like this, I'm sure the FBI will shortly be beating a path to his door.

But wait - Stan the Man isn't done:

"There's obviously an issue here where the shooter wanted these girls dead and certainly carried that to its fullest extent"

Huh. Well, I'm glad they ruled out the possibility that the brutal double killing was accidental.