The Sexual Component of the Hula Hoop

All right. I'm sure we've all done this: while wandering the highways and byways of this wonderful interweb, you suddenly come to a screeching halt somewhere you never would have anticipated.

Thus, "The Sexual Component of the Hula Hoop".

But like a driver at the scene of a particularly eye catching wreck, I couldn't help but slow down enough to take a gander.

What, you think Americans bought the Hula Hoop for entertainment reasons? On the surface, perhaps. Subconsciously, we bought the Hula Hoop to unlock our sexual hips. The Hula Hoop was a subliminal sex toy.

Huh. Well, there you go.