Dramatis Personae:
*Anonymous Preteen Pepsquad Member (APPM), age approximately 13 years
*Nathan (At the Tap, prop.), age approximately 30 years
APPM (on cell phone, loudly): Hi Mom! Our flight got canceled and we've got to fly, like, through Chicago now.
Nathan: (waits to board)
APPM: Yeah. It sucks. It'll be like, another 5 hours before we can get home... Yeah, I will.
Nathan: (waits to board)
APPM: Yeah. Ok. See you later - oh wait!
Nathan: (waits to board)
APPM: Yeah, Mom: don't go to Walmart tonight.
Nathan: (waits to board)
APPM: No, I said DON'T GO TO WALMART TONIGHT. There's going to be, like, a gang initiation there.
Nathan: *blinks*
APPM: Yeah... You really don't want to go to Walmart tonight... Yeah, ok. Love you too. (sunnily) Bye!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Overheard at the Airport
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I read something about that Wal-Mart rumor yesterday. Apparently, people all over the country have been receiving a text message saying: "police are asking that no women go to walmart tonight. A possible gang initiation, 3 women will be shot. Please send this to all women."
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