Tuesday, January 27, 2009

If Ovid Listened To His Parents, He Would Have Been An Etrurian Accountant

And he wouldn't have died alone in Hungarian exile.  But he wouldn't have written Ars Amatoria, either.


The more things change the more they stay the same:

Ovid: Dad, I want to become a poet!

Ovid's Father: Homer died poor, son.  Have you thought about accountancy?

I wonder if Ovid would have done it over again if he'd had a second chance?

1 comment:

pathickey said...

Ovid's Pop ( were he a south side yeoman, like meself) -'Look here Boyo, get you plump and lazy arse out to Local 597 and get in line for the Pipe-fitters. So long as there's water, air, and gas there'll be pipes - now, put down the damn stylus and wax and move! . . . remember to bring your Driver's License/Voter's Registration and you had better not piss hot on the test!'