This Is What Happens When You Pay the TSA Minimum Wage

As in all things, you get what you pay for:

"As a screener at Newark Liberty International Airport, Pythias Brown was supposed to keep deadly objects off airplanes. But for the past year, authorities allege, Brown has been swiping electronic equipment from luggage of the passengers he was supposed to protect..."

With a name like "Pythias", I'm surprised he didn't see this coming.  (PS - I'll Paypal anyone who gets the irony in that joke five bucks.)

Oh, and do you know what TSA stands for?

Thousands,

Stealing

Assets