Do You Think He'll Pitch Enzyte Behind Bars?

Remember Smilin' Bob, the spokesperson for the 'male enhancement' drug Enzyte?

Of course you do:


Apparently his "smilin'" days are over. Steven Washak, the CEO of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, was just convicted of conspiracy and other charges related to selling bogus products.

Among the company's most egregious offenses, Berkeley's "if you're not satisfied, return it for a full refund" required a Notarized statement from a doctor certifying that the consumer had a small penis.

Remarkably, few buyers availed themselves of the cashback offer.