Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Jail That Can Hold Him Hasn't Been Built

I bet you thought this post was going to be about Elliot Spitzer. Well, we here At the Tap are taking the high road on that story; after all, they jail the hooker not the john. That's called 'justice'.

No, instead we're highlighting the sad story of Salvatore Ferranti, a convicted Italian mafioso, who is being sent to house arrest because he's too fat.

From the story:

Guards at the first two prisons said they constantly needed to help Ferranti, 36, get dressed and undressed, move about and go to the bathroom.
I wonder if he tried to "make a break for it" when they came to arrest him?

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