Top Ten Harry Potter Revelations!

10) Horcrux construction involves cornflakes and Murphy’s Oil Soap.
9) Voldemort's name revealed to really be an anagram of 'mold trove'.
8) Ron is really rather lame.
7) Book consists of 15 pages of text, followed by 658 pictures of pigeons.
6) To escape the Ministry of Magic, Hermione flees to Bangkok. How she pays the bills is unclear.
5) Book ends with Harry walking off in Nagini-skin boots.
4) The "Deathly Hollows" is actually a fish and chips recipe.
3) 'Death Eaters' renamed 'Huggy Bunny Care Bears'.
2) Harry Potter drafted into muggle army and, due to be deployed to Iraq, takes polyjuice potion to resemble Prince Harry and avoid service.
1) Nobody dies!