Why Is It?

Why is it we buy the least fuel efficient vehicles in the developed world, then spend hours each week trying to find cheaper gas?

Why is that the Executive Vice President of advertising sales at NBC Universal is named 'Ed Swindler'?

Why is it that when Dick Cheney touched down in Baghdad, he walked off the plane wearing body armor?

Oh wait - I know the answer to that last one: he had to tell thousands of soldiers that their tours were being extended another six months.

Hope that armor protects your back, Dick.