Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Bush Introduces New 'Two Minute Hate'

Washington DC: President George W. Bush announced a daily 'Two Minute Hate' that all Americans would be required to attend. Special televisions will be installed in homes and businesses throughout the nation to allow each and every American - even those yet unborn - to "lend their mandatory participation" to the event.

Producers were quiet about the introductory video, but did say that it would likely feature Osama Bin-Laden and the noise of "of some monstrous machine running without oil".

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