Bush Introduces New 'Two Minute Hate'

Washington DC: President George W. Bush announced a daily 'Two Minute Hate' that all Americans would be required to attend. Special televisions will be installed in homes and businesses throughout the nation to allow each and every American - even those yet unborn - to "lend their mandatory participation" to the event.

Producers were quiet about the introductory video, but did say that it would likely feature Osama Bin-Laden and the noise of "of some monstrous machine running without oil".

I'm Not Dead Yet!

Brief post. Been out of town on business.

To make a long story short: Orlando was lovely, the hotel was amazing, it's cold up here and goddamn O'Hare.

That about sums it up.

Bentley Tells It Like It Is

From here...

Overheard

Reblican Congressman Ray LaHood: "Mark Foley? Isn't he a sexual predator, Dennis?"

Speaker Dennis Hastert: "Yes, but he's our sexual predator."